Your socials, posted while you work
You didn't start a business to write captions. We plan, write, and publish for you — and send a monthly report in plain language, not marketing-speak.
Monthly retainers
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Essentials
$399/month
- 8–12 posts per month
- Up to 3 platforms
- Content planned around your real calendar
- Plain-language monthly report
Growth
$649/month
- 16–20 posts per month
- Up to 5 platforms
- Content planned around your real calendar
- Plain-language monthly report
Month-to-month. Cancel anytime with 30 days notice. Ad spend billed separately.
Proof, not promises: a real monthly report
This is what our retainer clients receive every month (details anonymised) — what we posted, how it performed, and what's planned next.
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See the full story in theBlooms case study.
Just need a tidy-up?
- $199
Profile branding setup — 1 platform
Cover and profile image, done properly.
- $349
Profile branding setup — 5 platforms
Consistent branding everywhere your customers look.
- $499–$799
Content templates pack
10 branded Canva/Figma templates you can reuse forever.
Hand over the posting
Tell us about your business and we'll suggest a posting plan that fits — starting with whichever platform your customers actually use.
We reply within one business day. Real people, real names — no ticket numbers.